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Nov. 29th, 2008

sleeping beauty

the man with the threadbare sombrero

There once was an old short fat man who wore a threadbare sombrero on his head. Every time the man left his house to go to work, his neighbors would ask him, "Senor, why do you wear that sombrero? What good is a sombrero that does not protect you from the sun?"

The old man replied, "For many years I have worn this sombrero, and my life has been filled with great joy. I wore this sombrero when I opened my own floristeria, where people could find beautiful plants to brighten their lives. I wore this sombrero when I met my wife, and when I taught my children how to make things grow from the earth. Why should I stop wearing the sombrero that has been with me through so much happiness?"

"Senor," the neighbor said with concern, "For all these happy times, your sombrero was covered with straw. Now it is nothing but a frame that provides you no shade. You are always thirsty and your skin is rough and red."

The old man chuckled and replied, "Amigo, even the newest, strongest sombrero could not make the years ahead of me better than the years that my own sombrero and I have already lived."
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Sep. 17th, 2008

sleeping beauty

quaker simply harvest granola bars

are great.

Jul. 25th, 2008

sleeping beauty

band names for the unnamed band

10,000 Nights Alone
English Breakfast
The Apothecary's Poodle
Viewers Like You
Crusty Jugglers
PREFAB
The Lam-Os

Jul. 22nd, 2008

sleeping beauty

new obsession

equals matt & nat.

mattandnat.com

Jul. 16th, 2008

sleeping beauty

i'll be loving you long time

even though i like mariah's new song, i cant get over the fact that the title sounds like something an asian prostitute would say....

Jul. 4th, 2008

sleeping beauty

in light of the holiday, and the past 8 years....

When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness. — That to secure these rights, Governments are instituted among Men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. — Such has been the patient sufferance of these Colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former Systems of Government. The history of the present King of Great Britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute Tyranny over these States. To prove this, let Facts be submitted to a candid world.

He has refused his Assent to Laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

He has forbidden his Governors to pass Laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his Assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

He has refused to pass other Laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of Representation in the Legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

He has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their Public Records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

He has dissolved Representative Houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

He has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the Legislative Powers, incapable of Annihilation, have returned to the People at large for their exercise; the State remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

He has endeavoured to prevent the population of these States; for that purpose obstructing the Laws for Naturalization of Foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new Appropriations of Lands.

He has obstructed the Administration of Justice by refusing his Assent to Laws for establishing Judiciary Powers.

He has made Judges dependent on his Will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

He has erected a multitude of New Offices, and sent hither swarms of Officers to harass our people and eat out their substance.

He has kept among us, in times of peace, Standing Armies without the Consent of our legislatures.

He has affected to render the Military independent of and superior to the Civil Power.

He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation:

For quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

For protecting them, by a mock Trial from punishment for any Murders which they should commit on the Inhabitants of these States:

For cutting off our Trade with all parts of the world:

For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent:

For depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of Trial by Jury:

For transporting us beyond Seas to be tried for pretended offences:

For abolishing the free System of English Laws in a neighbouring Province, establishing therein an Arbitrary government, and enlarging its Boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these Colonies

For taking away our Charters, abolishing our most valuable Laws and altering fundamentally the Forms of our Governments:

For suspending our own Legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

He has abdicated Government here, by declaring us out of his Protection and waging War against us.

He has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

He is at this time transporting large Armies of foreign Mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of Cruelty & Perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the Head of a civilized nation.

He has constrained our fellow Citizens taken Captive on the high Seas to bear Arms against their Country, to become the executioners of their friends and Brethren, or to fall themselves by their Hands.

He has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavored to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless Indian Savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

In every stage of these Oppressions We have Petitioned for Redress in the most humble terms: Our repeated Petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. A Prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a Tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

Nor have We been wanting in attentions to our British brethren. We have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. We have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. We have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. They too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. We must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our Separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, Enemies in War, in Peace Friends.

We, therefore, the Representatives of the united States of America, in General Congress, Assembled, appealing to the Supreme Judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the Name, and by Authority of the good People of these Colonies, solemnly publish and declare, That these united Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States, that they are Absolved from all Allegiance to the British Crown, and that all political connection between them and the State of Great Britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as Free and Independent States, they have full Power to levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, and to do all other Acts and Things which Independent States may of right do. — And for the support of this Declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of Divine Providence, we mutually pledge to each other our Lives, our Fortunes, and our sacred Honor.

Jun. 29th, 2008

sleeping beauty

i made this

Jun. 8th, 2008

cupcake, flower

i dont wear perfume

when the salespeople behind the cosmetic counter
wave their bottles in my face
i want to spray them down with mass-marketed human waste
but the scent you wore yesterday
was so pleasant and low-key
i wonder if perhaps you could share a bit with me?
fortune cookie

grey

not everyone who sleeps is feeling tired
not everyone with great riches is admired
not everyone who climbed could have gone higher
not everyone who loves can feel desire
the injured transform into beasts
their words the only weapon with which to feast
on tears and shock that the one you so loved
can treat you as if you mean the very least

Nov. 10th, 2007

sleeping beauty

PROJECT RUNWAY

PROJECT RUNWAY SEASON 4 BEGINS WED NOV. 14TH AT 10/9C.

HELL YES.

Oct. 13th, 2007

my grace

it's really fall in Boston

tree over my parking spot

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Sep. 28th, 2007

sleeping beauty

Things I wish I had learned about in high school history

While Queen Isabella & King Ferdinand were sending Columbus off to go to India, they were also expelling every Jew who lived in Spain, most of whom had already been killed or forced to convert.

During a period of Medieval Islamic rule, Jews were prohibited from going outside while it was raining/snowing, in order to prevent their "impurity" from touching Muslims.

Before the Hebron Massacre in 1929, Jews and Arabs lived as neighbors in peace, sharing their crops and even breastfeeding each other's children. Today, religious nationalistic settlers live in Hebron, segregated from Arabs, where there are more soldiers protecting settlers than settlers themselves.

Colonialism and colonization are not the same thing.

Sep. 7th, 2007

sleeping beauty

the difference between a Utopian scheme and a possible one

"A Utopian scheme may be a piece of cleverly combined mechanism, lacking only the requisite force to set it in motion; a possible scheme on the other hand rests on a known and existent propelling force."

-Theodore Herzl, "A Solution to the Jewish Question," Jan. 17, 1896
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May. 8th, 2007

sleeping beauty

Suns vs. Mavericks Game 1


Family Portrait


Jayme's fav benchwarmer, Pat Burke


The bench


Nash's bloody nose


Hilton's kids



Visit http://s13.photobucket.com/albums/a291/alissainhaaretz/Suns%20pics for more game pictures

Apr. 30th, 2007

i love gracie

note to self

Use your digital camera!!!!!!!!!!!!! Your phone pics suck ass and you could have gotten great pics and videos at the concert last night.

My camera had been broken for a year and a half and I finally got the battery charger and battery that I needed for it (surprisingly hard to find). It's a great camera that my parents bought me as a gift for graduation. I always forget that I can use it now.

Apr. 5th, 2007

sleeping beauty

What the campaign cash could buy

from The Scottsdale Tribune, Thursday, April 5, 2007

-Sen. Hillary Clinton's, D-NY, chart-topping $26 million could buy a year of basic health coverage for nearly 22,000 uninsured children in NY, based on estimates by the Natl Association of Health Underwriters.

-Obama could back up his calls for renewable energy by building more than 300 new E85 (ethanol-gasoline mix) fueling stations - currently, he said, there are only 500 such stations in the country - or by giving a hybrid Toyota Prius to everyone in Oprah Winfrey's studio audience for four straight days.

-With his $14 million, former Sen. John Edwards could fund nearly 3,500 maximum-award Pell Grants for college students. Or he could foot a full year of tuition and fees for more than 2,700 freshmen at North Carolina State University, his undergraduate alma mater.

-Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz, just back from Iraq, could buy top-flight body armor for American troops. It's tough to say how many of the improved Outer Tactical Vests McCain could afford, because the Army hasn't released their price yet, but media reports suggest he could probably score at least 12,000 suits of the old model.

-The $15 million raised by Rudy Giuliani, the Republican former mayor of New York City, could only build five miles of a planned U.S.-Mexican border fence, congressional estimates suggest.

-Former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney's $21 million wouldn't make for much of a tax break: about $8 and change for every taxpayer in his home state, which isn't enough for a standing-room ticket to Fenway Park.

Feb. 7th, 2007

sleeping beauty

to the (w)hole

to the leaning branches
and pomegranite seeds
floaty white dresses
feathers in the breeze

to a place that is home
where i really shouldn't go
a plan that is doomed
a friend who is my foe

i keep returning to the place
that i swore i'd never go
not because it's comfy
but just because i know

it won't be something fresh
it won't be something clean
once i've come to terms with it
it won't be so obscene

i will find some beauty
if the bridge is old and worn
because that bridge will lead me to
a place to be reborn

Jan. 28th, 2007

i love gracie

If I could tell the world just one thing

it would be Soy Delicious.

Jan. 20th, 2007

sleeping beauty

the shins

I do like "Wincing the Night Away"

Jan. 12th, 2007

sleeping beauty

this just reminded me



create your own visited countries map
or vertaling Duits Nederlands

the world is so big and there are so many more places I'd love to visit.

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